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Picture Rodney D. Saying This) Fat!! My Wife's So Fat She Doesn't Even Complain If You Leave The Toilet Seat Up!
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(picture Rodney D. saying this)
Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet
seat up!
I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom.
After she finishes, someone has to help her break the suction.
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