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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• It was the 1st day of school. The 2nd grade teacher asked some of her students to tell the class a story of something that had happened to them over the summer break in which they learned a moral.
  The first student stood up and said, "Well, I went to my father's farm, and oneday we counted the eggs in the chicken coupe to see how many chicks we would get, but that night a wolf came and ate 1/2 of the eggs....
• Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
  He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?...
• This preacher lost his bicycle and looked all over and could not find it.
  About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him that someone had stolen his bicycle....
• A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
  "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• After the third murder in as many months of residents of the fourth floor of the dormitory, Sherlock Holmes was called in the case.
  In each death the body of a student had been discovered the next morning crushed and covered with tire marks....
• A MONDERN, PC FAIRY TALE There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.
  Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist....