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• The tent revival was in its fifth long night, and religious fervor was at a peak when the normally taciturn Farmer John jumped up and ran down the aisle
  sobbing and with tears streaming down his face. The preacher met him with outstretched hand and John bawled, "Preacher, I been a sinner!...
• A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
  "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know....
• This ol country preacher (have to be careful so I am not racist) met a member of his flock one day and saw she was pregnant and her husband had died over a year ago.
  He informed her she had been a sinnin and she told him no, she had had intercourse with his ghost....
• Where is God? Two bothers, ages eight and ten, were always getting themselves into trouble for some reason or another.
  If something was missing, they were probably involved....
• Taken from the May/June 1989 Utne Reader, which took this from Shawn Gosieski, New Cyclist, Fall 1988.
  (and it has come in from other sources -ed) A Zen teacher saw five of his students returning from the market, riding their bicycles....
• A preacher stopped at the butcher shop one afternoon to get some meat for the evening meal.
  He said to the butcher, "May I have a pound of ham, please....
• There were three couples who wanted to be members of a church
  an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a newlywed couple....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....