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  His friends plead with him to let them take him home....
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• A man was out driving when he saw a police car in his rear-view mirror, with it's siren wailing.
  The man pulled over and the police car stopped behind him....
• THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
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• For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
  The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter....