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• A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.
  The tour guide announces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle Falls....
• A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.
  The tour guide anounces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle Falls....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• A small, 14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Allentown.
  It's totally fogged in, zero visibility, and suddenly there's a small electrical fire in the cockpit which disables all of the instruments and the radio....
• OK, you know that in Hollywood, every producer has his "Yes Man" whose job is to follow the producer aroundand say, "Yes, CB", "Right, CB" and so on.
  Well, one of these Yes Men got depressed, so down in fact that he was unable to function....
• Actually, I prefer the IBM version of this joke... A small, 14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Atlanta.
  It's totally fogged in, zero visibility, and suddenly there's a small electrical fire in the cockpit which disables all of the instruments and the radio....
• The Top 15 Signs You're at a Bad National Park 16> The only pictures Ansel Adams took of it were from inside the women's shower.
  15> Joe Camel subbing for vacationing Smokey the Bear....
• Rules Of The Air ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
  ** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger....
• 2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane.
  He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain....