2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers
were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take action:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. I have been
informed that some of you are nervous about being on a 'little' plane.
Well, let me assure you, there is nothing to worry about, just sit back
and take it easy. It might be helpful to do some sight seeing to put your
mind at ease. Now, if you'll all lean and look out over the right wing of
the airplane....it'll tip over! Hahahahaha!! Just a little pilot humor..."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...