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• Ya' hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch the rays and became a tangent ?
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• Did you hear about the man who spent the day at the beach throwing rocks at the birds?
  He didn't quit until he left no tern unstoned....
• Hear about the Gay hacker in Australia who left his wife and went back to Sydney???
• Q: Did you hear about the two fags who had an argument in a gay bar?
  A: They went outside to exchange blows....
• Hear about the man who fell into the cesspool? He couldn't swim, but he went through all the movements.
• Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her 6 male friends?
  She came home with a red snapper....
• Did ya hear about the distraught Polish secretary? She thought her typewriter was pregnant because it kept missing periods.
  ......