DRIVING TIPS If The Vehicle In Front Is Signalling To Turn, The Only Thing To Be Certain Of Is That Its Indicators Are Functional.

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DRIVING TIPS

If the vehicle in front is signalling to turn, the only thing to be certain
of is that its indicators are functional.

Ignore all hand signals. They are merely establishing whether or not it is
raining.

The car in front must be overtaken at all costs.

Traffic lights are mere street decorations

Parking areas are demarcated by bright yellow lines at the side of the road

When you see a STOP CHILDREN CROSSING sign, this means you must prevent as
many as possible from doing so

If you are driving a company car and you hear an expensive noise coming
from the engine, turn the radio up until it dissapears.

If you get stopped by the police for drunken driving, say to the officer:
"Thank God for that - I thought my steering had gone"

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