There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep
in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the
elephantÕs tail, really hard.
Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same
river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit
him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant
rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying
way off into the jungle.
"Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks.
"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the
elephant replied.
"Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe.
"Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
