a man goes to a barber and starts lamenting about his receding hairline.
the barber, being an understanding man, says, 'you know, when you're
bald in the front, that's a sure sign that you're a thinker.'
the man feels better. then he remembers, 'hey, but i'm getting bald
on the top, too.'
the barber says, 'being bald on top means you're a lover.'
after a pause, the barber says, 'of course, if you're bald in the front
and the top, that means you think you're a lover.'
