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There was a young senator from Mass
In search of a good piece of ass
He lucked up and found her
He fucked up and drowned her
And now his future is past
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There was a young lady from Sidney, Who liked it right up to her kidney, A man from Quebec, Shoved it up to her neck, He had a big one, now didn't he?
There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
Once upon a time, a man was walking along the beach when he saw a beautiful girl who, sadly, had no legs.
She was in her wheelchair bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong?...
87 A young wife in the outskirts of Reims Preferred frigging to going to mass.
Said her husband, "Take Jacques, Or any young cock, For I cannot live up to your ass....
Once upon a time there was this beautiful woman who was going to be married to this handsome very rich nobleman.
So they get married and she moves into his big castle, compared to which Camelot is but a pigsty...
I fart to make you smell better." What do you call a blond with a dollar on top of her head?
All You Can Eat for under a buck! How many Male Chauvanist Pigs does it take to change a light bulb?...
Letter from Camp Dear Mom & Dad: We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid.
Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried....
There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her -- And left her to pay for the room....