Yugo A Guy Driving A Yugo Pulls Up At A Stoplight Next To A Rolls-Royce.

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Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a
Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the
driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your
Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone." The
driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there, too? I've
got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, looking
annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there,
too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the
Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A
Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there
too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!" Upset that he did not have a bed,
the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer,
where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.
The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed
looked superb, with satin sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit
for a Rolls Royce. So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Yugo,
and he drove all day.
Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with all the windows
fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on
the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and
eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls
stated arrogantly.
The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower
to tell me THAT?!?!"

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