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• Unknown The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
  Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile....
• PATCHWORK Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.
  All of a sudden the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirro...
• Fast Thinking A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up....
• Appearances... A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
• A Ticket... A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange
  Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one....
• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• These Two Were Meant For Each Other... A truck driver was going south on I-75, when he came upon a weight station.
  When he pulled in and got on the scales to be weighed, the scale master told the driver that he was 900lbs....
• Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
  The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...