THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
(Must be read with an Italian accent)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to
eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She
brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say
go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna
my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma
bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings
me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She
tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I
wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the
table, you sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better
not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna go back to Italy.
