One day ima go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. Igo down to eat breakfast. I
tella the waitress, "I wanna two piss's toast." She bring only one piss. I
tella her, "I wanna two piss." She say, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You no
understand. I wanna two piss in my plate." She say, "You better no piss on
the plate, you sonnamabitch!" I don't even know the lady and she call me a
sonnamabitch! Later, I go to eat lunch at a fancy restaurant. The waitress
bringa me a spoon ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She
tellsa me, "Everybody wanna fock." I tella her, "You no understand. I wanna
fock on the table." She say, "You better not fock on the table, you sonnama-
bitch!" So I go back to my room in the hotel, and there's no sheet on my
bed! I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to
the toilet, so I say, "You no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed." He
say, "You better not sheet on the bed, you sonnamabitch!" I finally fedda
up and go to check out. The man at the desk, he say, "Peace to you." I say,
Piss onna you too, you sonnamabitch! I go back to Italy ..."
