OBJ. sign on the above bomb project, "Closed: Gone Fission"!
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a
car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!
PS Why do blondes drive cars with tilt-adjustible steeringwheels?
- More head room
A supposed conversation between the founder of Cornell, Ezra Cornell, and
the first president of Cornell, Andrew White:
Cornell: I am going to found an institution where any person can find
instruction in any subject.
White: What a great idea! But you're going to get a flood of people who
want to go there!?!
Cornell: Not where I'm going to found it. :--)
..... So two physicists are sitting on a park bench eating lunch. One looks up,
sees a dog licking himself beetween the legs and flatly states: "You know --
I sure wish I could do that." The other, without looking up from his lunchbox
responds: "Yeah, but you sure better pet him first." ......
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
