Data's Top Ten Attempts At Humor
10.. "Say...is That Your Computer's Interface Terminal, Or Did Its Bilinear
Isolinear Matrix Subprocessor Default To Its Primary Setting?
Data's Top Ten Attempts at Humor
10.. "Say...is that your computer's interface terminal, or did its bilinear
isolinear matrix subprocessor default to its primary setting?
9. "Take my wires...please?"
8. "Inquiry: Why did the bipedal fowl laterally transverse the paved
transportation surface?...Answer: In order to relocate at the new
coordinates!"
7. "A man and an android walk into a bar. The man says to the android: 'I am
thirsty.' The android goes berzerk and kills him."
6. "I have a positronic funny bone."
5. "My wife is so ugly that she is visually unappealing."
4. "342.47 megahertz? Bn46.2945 - 34z!! Ha ha ha!"
3. Putting "I brake for the Borg" stickers all over the ship.
2. "Whoo...it is so hot today that I may have to activate my internal
thermostat!"
1. Walking around with that goofy smile from "Data's Day."
