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• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
  On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?...
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• A man happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith, A good man and a Lawyer.
  The man read it and asked: When did they start putting two people in one grave?...
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (or course.
  ) The Rich Man was very old, and getting older, and was thinking about his approaching death....