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• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• A man was walking in a cemetary and he came upon a grave which had a headstone that said "here lies John Smith, Attorney at Law, a good man".
  The man thought for a moment and said to himself, "I didn't know that they began the practice of burying two men in the same grave in this cemetary....
• Strange A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.
  The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone....
• A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
  On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?...
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....