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SpermSpill
___ ___ ___
1) Penis(hangtime) = \ 1/2 | Penis Length(erect) |
/ n | -------------------- | + Volume(ballsac)
--- | Duration(spermshoot) |
n = 1 --- ---



1/tightness(vagina)
__ __
2) Pain(penetration) = | Cock(length, diameter) + Cunt(length, diameter) |
| ----------------------------------------------- |
| % lubrication * Speed(pumping)/Grip |
-- --




3) GStringEffectiveness(male) = sac
/ __ __
( | Time(viewing) |
) | ---------------------------- | +
/ | Distance(boner sticking out) |
1 -- --


/ \
lim ( Volume(ballsac) * (length(boner) - length(limp)) )
Volume -> oo \ /











-- --
| ButtShakeFactor + BendingFactor |
4) GStringEffectiveness(female) = | ------------------------------------- |
| d/dx (length(legs)) + TanningConstant |
-- --

/ Area(buttshowing) # of men present \
* ( ----------------- + ------------------------ )
\ GStringLength Distance(butt from eyes) /





1/2 __ __
5) SacSqueeze = ((Area(ballsac) * Area(hand)) + d | Penis Length(flaccid) |
-- | --------------------- |
dx | Penis Length(erect) |
-- --



-- --
6) lim | x |
x -> SacSqueeze | ------------- |
| Pain(ballsac) |
-- --





__ * --
7) VibratorEffectiveness = length(fake cock) | # batteries + Power requirement |
----------------- * | ----------------------------------- |
depth(insertion) | VibratorSpeed * velocity(insertion) |
-- --


3 4
* Use 1x10 if AC is needed or 1x10 if diesel power is needed





__ __
| BeansConsumed + Cellulose(buttcheeks) |
8) FartIntensity = Diameter(anus) * | ------------------------------------- |
| Length(ass crack)/Ripples(analstar) |
-- --



/ +oo \
/ / \
9) LickTime = Area(tongue) * ( ( % pubic hair(male) ) + Cunt(depth)
\ ) -------------------- / ------------
\ / 1 % pubic hair(female) / Penis Length




__ __
10) HardonRate = lim | Time(SacSqueeze) * Time(stroking) | d
x -> SemenSpill | --------------- | + -- MasturbationTime
| Penis(LickTime) | dx
-- --



__ __
| / bust size |
11) NippleHeight = lim | Volume(uniboob) ( |
x -> bra cup | --------------- * ) nipplelicks + Amount(nipplehair) |
| radius(nipple) / -------------------------------- |
| 1 d/dx PussyStimulationFactor |
-- --










/ Experience(female) \
12) OrgasmIntensity = ( Diameter(PenisBase) + ------------------ ) *
\ Experience(male) /


/ lim CockCurvature \ __ __
/ x -> Cunt(depth) ------------- \ | InsertionDepth(finger in anus) |
( x ) * Rate(humping)| ------------------------------ |
\ ------------------------------- / | # ribs on condom |
\ # SexToys * VibratorSpeed / -- --



__ __
| Time(nipple rub) * Time(pussy stroke) |
13) CreamFlowRate = Area(breast) * | ------------------------------------- |
| d / Penis Length(flaccid) \ |
| -- ( --------------------- ) |
| dx \ Penis Length(erect) / |
-- --

Time(humping) *
+ -------------- * Place(load dropped)
# Penis Tweeks


* load dropped values

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