Toilet Jokes Here I Lie In Stinky Vapor, Because Some Bastard Stole The Toilet Paper, Shall I Lie, Or Shall I Linger, Or Shall I Be Forced To Use My Finger.

Toilet Jokes
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

I shall digitize or die !!!
Will you come quietly, or shall I use ear plugs?
If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
I lie to polltakers.
Go Away!!!! Or I shall taunt you a second time!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time !!
There once was a chap named Perlmutter Who late one night was heard to utter, "If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter.
15 There was a young man from Calcutta Who was heard in his beard to mutte
"If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter....
Well, that's a lie...I DO bite...

Toilet Jokes Here I Lie In Stinky Vapor, Because Some Bastard Stole The Toilet Paper, Shall I Lie, Or Shall I Linger, Or Shall I Be Forced To Use My Finger.

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