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• I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
• I have come here to kick ascii.
• Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
• dogs --- I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
  It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!...
• Here's a joke my uncle told me: Through some cosmic fluke, Reagan, Thatcher, and Gorbachev all died on the same day.
  Off they went to the gates of Heaven. Peter, seeing that these were all VIPs, sent them straight off to the Almighty....
• Son, Did You Scratch The Car? Dad - "Son, come in here, we need to talk.
  Son - "What's up, Dad?" Dad - "There's a scratch down the side of the car....
• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!