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• Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
  Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
• Swimming in the gene pool.
• Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• Jane and John met at a Christmas party, dated a few times, and decided to get married as soon as possible.
  This acomplished, they set off for their honeymoon in Orlando....
• Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
  Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• A good looking chick walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to swim.
  She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed....
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!