Rules that guys wished girls knew
** If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down.
** Birthdays, valentimes, and anniversaries are not quests to find that
perfect present,,,,again.
** If you ask a question you don't want an answer to , expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
** Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
** Sunday sports-- -- it's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides.
It can't be altered, so just let it be.
** Don't ask us what we're thinking, unless you are prepared to discuss such
topics as sex, shortstops, or carburators.
** Shopping is not a sport.
** Anything you wear is fine. Really!
** You have enough clothes.
** You have too many shoes.
** Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
** No, we don`t know what day it is. We never will. Mark all anniversaries
on a caleneder.
** Yes, peeing standing up is harder than peeing from point blank range.
We're bound to miss sometime.
** Most guys own 2 or 3 pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any
good at choosing which pair out if 30 would look good with your dress?
** Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
** A headache that lasts for 17 days is a problem. See a doctor.
** Your mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
** Don`t fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
** Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. All
comments become null and void after7 days.
** If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways, and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, then we meant the other one.
** You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done,
but not both.
** Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty
you are?
** Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
** Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
