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• One day an engineer is going into a new grocery shop on the outskirts of town.
  When just inside, he sees a sign which says: "CONDOMS...
• One day an engineer is going into a new grocery shop on the outskirts of town.
  When just inside, he sees a sign which says: "CONDOMS...
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• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• Two yuppers got lost while hunting in the woods. One turned to the other and said, "Grandpa Sven always said that if you are lost, you should fire three shots in the air.
  It's a distress signal, and someone will come to rescue....
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• So I said to myself, "Self," I said...