"Dumbest Deaths in History"
Francis Bacon: One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A
statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored to
have written some of Shakespeare's plays. How he died: Stuffing snow into a
chicken. One afternoon in 1625, Bacon was watching a snowstorm and was
struck by the wondrous notion that maybe snow could be used to preserve meat
in the same way that salt was used. Determined to find out, he purchased a
chicken from a nearby village, killed it, and then, standing outside in the
snow, attempted to stuff the chicken full of snow to freeze it. The chicken
never froze, but Bacon did.
Jerome Irving Rodale: Founding father of the organic food movement, creator
of "Organic Farming and Gardening" magazine, and founder of Rodale Press, a
major publishing corporation. How he died: On the "Dick Cavett Show", while
discussing the benefits of organic foods. Rodale, who bragged "I'm going to
live to be 100 unless I'm run down by a sugar-crazed taxi driver," was only
72 when he appeared on the "Dick Cavett Show" in January 1971. Part way
through the interview, he dropped dead in his chair. Cause of death: heart
attack. The show was never aired.
Aeschylus: Greek playwright in 500 BC. Many historians consider him the
father of Greek tragedies. How he died: An eagle dropped a tortoise on his
head According to legend, eagles picked up tortoises and attempt to crack
them open by dropping them on rocks. An eagle mistook Aeschylus' head for a
rock (he was bald) and dropped it on him instead.
Jim Fixx: Author of the best selling "Complete Book of Running," which
started the 70's jogging craze. How he died: A heart attack....while jogging
Fixx was visiting Greensboro, Vermont when he walked out of his house and
began jogging. He'd only gone a short distance when he had a massive
coronary. His autopsy revealed that one of his coronary arteries was 99%
clogged, another was 80% obstructed, and a third was 70% blocked....and that
Fixx had had three other attacks in the weeks prior to his death. And
finally there's Lully, the 16th-century composer who wrote music for the
king of France. While rehearsing the musicians, he got too serious beating
time with his staff, and drove it right through his foot. He died of
infection.
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