You know how those novelty shops, as if required by some obscure
law, all carry those cutesy keychains with various sayings on them? Well, I
happen to know that in your deepest innermost desire, you really wanted a
list of those ever so witty sayings. So, without further ado....
-- Discourage inbreeding; ban country music.
-- Life is short. Don't be a dick.
-- Yoo hoo!! Here I am, at the bottom of your purse!
-- Starlight Starbright where the hell is Mr.Right
-- I majored in liberal arts, would you like fries w/that
-- I have PMS and a gun. Did you have something to say?
-- I'm 17. Give me your credit cards, give me your keys and get out of my
way.
-- You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me.
-- It's Miss Bitch to you.
-- Men suffer from PMS too...Pretending to be Macho Studs
-- Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every great woman is
some guy staring at her ass!
-- (This is a visual gag. It's a condom inside plastic with the caption) "In
case of emergency, break glass." (What's really funny is in tiny writing
underneath) "Not recommended for use"
-- I do what the voices in my head tell me.
-- Looking for Mr. Right *crossed out* Mr. Wonderful *crossed out* Mr.
Coffee!
-- The nuns made me dress this way.
-- You! Out of the gene pool!
-- You must be this tall to ride this ride
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...