Things that annoy me:
-The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
-When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it.
-When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they?
-When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I
paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that thing over there. What
did you come here for?
-People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice,
did ya there buddy?
-People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my
watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the bathroom is?
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
