An Unusual Ailment
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man
sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe
what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes
the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a
rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes
his wang out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three
times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your
pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very
rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The woman then
says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?" The man looks at her
and says, "Pepper."
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in an airplane. All of a
sudden, the man sneezes powerfully. He takes out his handkerchief, opens his
zipper, takes out his Willy and after having carefully wiped it, puts it back in
and closes the zipper....
