Out All Night Drinking
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says
that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.
He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will
sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and
at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door
and up the stairs.
When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
"So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"How did you know?" he asks.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...