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• Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off.
• Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
  A: Because he was an Esso Bee....
• Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's to far to walk.
• Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
• Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room? A: It got pissed off.
• Why didn't the skeleton ask his girl friend to the dance? Because he didn't have any guts.
• IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
• 415. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
  A: Because it said 'concentrate'....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....