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• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.
• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because he would look stupid with eight inches.
• Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
• Why do elephants have cracks between their toes? For carrying their library cards.
• Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
  Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
• Q: What do the L.A. Dodgers have in common with Michael Jackson?
  A: They wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason....
• Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be called bay-gulls.