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• If seeing is believing, some skeptics wouldn't look.
• Q: What's the difference between a Pit Bull and a woman with PMS?
  A: Lipstick (though I can't recall seeing many Pit Bulls wearing it)....
• Truth is more of a stranger than fiction -- Mark Twai
• One morning Daddy bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge bowl empty.
  Seeing this he growls, "Who's been eating my porridge?...
• Or the signs on the Post Office doors that say: NO ANIMALS ALOUD, EXCEPT SEEING EYE DOGS
• What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
  One has wiskers and smells and the other is a fish....
• What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish ?
  - One smells and has whiskers and the other lives on the bottom of the Mississippi River....
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
  One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish....