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• It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
  An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....
• There was a pediatrician--who shall remain nameless--who
  hough he was a good doctor, was heartily disliked by all his young patients because in an effort to entertain them he performed boring magic tricks....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Q: Why do they address cars as "she"? A: Because, just like your wife, on a cold morning when you really need it, she won't turn over.
• This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.
  "Why?" asks the girl. "Because I want to try something different," says the guy....
• Why didn't the elephant cross the street? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
• Why did the Detroit Pistons want to sign Sadam Hussain?
  ??? Because he's the only player who can shoot over Jordan....
• Some Riddles 1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
  Ans : Because he is dead. 2. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?...
• 5 and 6 Why did 5 eat 6? Because 789.....