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What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Have no ideer.
Why do roaches like to live in other people's homes? Because they don't have to pay rent.
What does Christmas have to do with a cat in a desert? They both have sandy claws.
What is an owl's favorite subject? Owlgebra.
Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost? Because dogs can't read.
What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
What is a chimps favorite snack? Chocolate chimp cookies.
How does a basket ball player stay cool? He stands by a fan.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf with an octopus? A fur coat with a lot of sleeves.
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