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• It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
• LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
  *A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
• Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
• Young Charlie is having trouble with his first grade addition homework, so his father decides to help.
  He teaches the Charlie how to add small numbers by counting on his fingers....
• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
• but you know that the police let him slip through their hands.
  .. ... they couldn't lay a finger on him. Did you notice how Dahmer was so cool and collected in the court room?...
• How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man? - When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his head.