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  When he finally did leave, it was so cold that his wings iced up and he fell to the ground on a nearby farm....
• One cold winter day, a polack decided to go ice fishing.
  After setting up his shack, he started chipping through the ice....
• Young Charlie is having trouble with his first grade addition homework, so his father decides to help.
  He teaches the Charlie how to add small numbers by counting on his fingers....