A hindu, a rabbi, and a lawyer are traveling together and need to
stop for the night. So they stop at the next farmhouse, and find lodging,
with the qualification that the house is only big enough for two of them,
and one will have to sleep in the barn. So the hindu volunteers and goes
out to sleep in the barn while the lawyer and rabbi sleep in the house.
A few minutes later, however, the lawyer and rabbi hear a knock on
the door, and opening it, find the hindu who protests "There is a cow in
the barn. Surely you can't expect me to sleep with cattle." So the rabbi
and the lawyer agree that perhaps the rabbi should trade places with the
hindu, and the rabbi goes out.
Within a short time, the hindu and the lawyer are getting ready to
go to sleep, when again there is a knock on the door. Opening the door
they find the rabbi protesting, "There is a pig in the barn. Surely you
can't expect me to sleep with a pig!".
Weary of the whole problem by this time, the lawyer pulls the rabbi
into the house, grabs a blanket and heads for the barn. Almost immediately,
there is a third knocking at the door, and opening the door they find the
pig and the cow. "Surely you can't expect us to sleep with a lawyer."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
