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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many system administrators does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, just remove the rights of everybody allowed to go into the room....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb....
• Q: How many Newton users does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Foux! there to eat lemons, axe gravy soup....
• Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• Q:" How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, They'll have their girls do it for them....
• How many supply-siders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• Q: How many programmers does it take to replace a light bulb?
  A: None, that's obviously a hardware problem....