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• Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, it's a hardware problem. "A:" None, they just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
• Q:" How many hardware folks/FSE's does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, that's a software problem. "A:" None, they always work in the dark!...
• Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem.
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? NONE!! That's a hardware problem!
• Q: How many programmers does it take to replace a light bulb?
  A: None, that's obviously a hardware problem....