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• Q: How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub....
• Q: How many WASP Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy....
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two - one to call an electrician while the other mixes martinis....
• Q:" How many Marinites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• Q: How many people from California does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs....
• Q:" How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Six - One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to (share) the experience....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....