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• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Six - One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to (share) the experience....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub....
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Silly, WASP's don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...