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• Q: How many Generals/Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• Q:" How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" 1,000,001 - One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• How many generals does it take to change a light bulb?
  1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where we need light bulbs again....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1,000,001. One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....