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• Q: How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• Q: How many Marxist's does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• How many generals does it take to change a light bulb?
  1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where we need light bulbs again....
• How many generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1,000,001. One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...