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  It depends on how many burnt out light bulbs he brought with him....
• Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• How many Russian leaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• Q: How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on how many burnt out light bulbs he brought with him....
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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
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