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• How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of the devil....
• Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
• Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - if it knows its own Goedel number....
• Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number....