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• How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There were no light bulbs in the 13th Century....
• Q:" How many poor slobs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, poor slobs don't have light bulbs. They're too expensive....
• Q: How many Marxist's does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q:" How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - if it knows its own Goedel number....