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• How many Reagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) What light bulb? 2) Nancy.
• Q:" How many White House aides does it take to change one of Reagan's light bulbs?
  "A:" None, they like to keep him in the dark. Note...
• Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• Q:" How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
• Q:" How many Pennsylvanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, you just hold it up and it glows by itself Note: topical to Three Mile Island....
• Q:" How many Cabbage Patch Dolls does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" The question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
• How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - They like to keep Ron in the dark....
• Q:" How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" At least three. Note: Think height!...
• Q:" How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Sorry - light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end. Note: Think 2001: A Space Odyssey....