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  Only one, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, an Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many White House aides does it take to change one of Reagan's light bulbs?
  "A:" None, they like to keep him in the dark. Note...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• Q:" How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" twenty - one to do it and nineteen to develop a distraction....
• Q: How many med students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....