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• How many waiters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's attention....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, they will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one....
• Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one....
• Q:" How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
• Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, the bulb will change itself when its ready....